Fawkes (Zo Lorenzo) Nose

Zo Lorenzo "Fawkes" Nose (鼻) is a failed scientific experiment and founding member of Crim Gang. He is thought to be the shittiest addition to Crim Gang ever made, and Francisco "Red" Flips stated that all of his stats are set to 13/100, making him possibly not only the worst shitty character, but maybe even the weakest after Trevor "Vakotus" White. Zo was once ran over with a car by Benjamin Franklin.

Appearance
Zo was apparently an overweight kid, since his shirt does not cover his whole stomach. He was always seen wearing a Wilderness Explorer uniform and his merit badges. He also appears to be of Asian descent. Zo had short, spiked hair, which is normally covered by a hat.

By 2018, Zo's only redeemable physical feature was his nose, but that's not something to be praised about.

Background
Zo Lorenzo was originally a normal human with an abnormally huge nose that was fused with a shotgun to try and make a character similar to Spider-Man, even though the scientists of this project fell far from the tree at the end. After some weeks, Zo Lorenzo revealed himself as an annoying idiot, and after some more weeks the scientists were tired of him, so they gave Zo Lorenzo a suitcase with $4,000 in it and told him to go to Philadelphia. It looks like Zo Lorenzo actually received some powers from the experiments as his strength is very disproportionate with the size of his arms making it look like he has superhuman strength while in actuality he is weak as shit. Benjamin Franklin once ran Zo Lorenzo over with his car to try and kill him, but he sadly survived. It is currently unknown if he can use his nose as a lethal weapon.

Personality
Zo Lorenzo is very self-conscious about his appearance and nose, to the point where he was quite relieved for the Big Nose meme to be banned, even though it meant personally executing Zo Lorenzo in the Crim Gang Massacre along with Don Cheadle.

According to his Twitter account, he connects with Ms. Puff in that he "desperately searches for love, wants to strangle people, and has constant outbursts of pure rage." He considers himself to be "chaotic neutral" on the Dungeons and Dragons (D&D) alignment chart.

Zo Lorenzo has stated that his Twitter is just full of drafts that he's saved. Every time he thinks of something to tweet, he just saves it as a draft, but it wasn't funny to hold any merit anyway, and would get ratio'd by Trevor "Vakotus" White.

Basketball Career
In his early years, Zo Lorenzo was a star basketball player. Some called him the best basketball player to ever live, winning "Player of the Game" awards nearly every game he played in.

After college, Zo Lorenzo made it onto the Boston Celtics, and soon became the captain of the team in 1997. He was a teammate of a legend named, Frank Pizza. Because of these two, the Celtics never lost any matches. Zo Lorenzo was dubbed the "Nose Man" for his stunning handles, able to grip the ball as though his hands were covered in snot. This was also a loving homage to his legendary ancestor. He was also known to one-hand lob the ball across the court, directly into the basket. He taught the rest of the Celtics' team this technique, causing none of them to ever miss a full-court shot.

This streak would be broken when Frank Pizza finally missed a full-court shot in a game against the Milwaukee Bucks in 1997. This missed shot seemed to crush Zo Lorenzo's spirit, and he left the Celtics and the entire NBA soon after.

Descent into Villainy
In the beginning, Zo Lorenzo showed many signs of being thoughtful, compassionate, and a loving human being.

He worked at animal shelters and participated in charities. However, once Zo Lorenzo started to obtain over a million of views on YouTube, something changed in him. At first it was a very small change, where he would make occasional threats and insults to his friends, specifically fat men and white balding men, but most of the time he seemed mentally and emotionally stable, just like the old Fawkes on Club Penguin. But he soon began to degrade rapidly on a mental and moral level. It seemed he had grown to hate his friends, hate many of the games he played, hate many of his memes, and began became increasingly greedy for Denny's gift cards. He started having frequent mental breakdowns on Discord calls, where he would throw insults and scream at the top of his lungs for just the smallest things, such as running away from Kevin "Yeetzus" Black for various of reasons, but mainly frightened of an ass beating.

Just when things looked the worst for Zo Lorenzo, he had then fallen to his lowest point. Somehow, he managed to fall even deeper into madness and pure malice. He began to have an insatiable thirst for blood, killing Santa Claus (Saint Nicholas). On one occasion, Zo Lorenzo took an entire diner hostage in search of a supposed safe with valuables, but upon being told there were none, he killed half the hostages. As police were attempting to negotiate his surrender, Zo Lorenzo executed the remaining hostages with a baseball bat, to which the police attempted to storm the diner, but were killed in the ensuing gunfight. Zo Lorenzo has somehow evaded facing justice for his massacre at the diner ever since that day. While it seems that Zo Lorenzo's bloodshed has been temporarily halted after getting crushed by Adrian "OGKhakiSlacks" Fat's big ass stomach, Zo Lorenzo's endless quest for carnage cannot be stopped.

Even after being forced to renounce his crimes due to Crim Gang Law, Zo Lorenzo's tirades of cruelty have not ceased. During the Rainbow Six days, he stole nearly 100 dollars from charity, and refused to save the seal, even as Wyatt "Spentpine" Bunga desperately begged him to do so. He became a brutal tyrant (in Overwatch), murdering dozens of babies for begging for tiny morsels of food. In a display of sheer authoritarian despotism, he sentenced the wrongly-accused John Comcast to death, and when he discovered his innocence, forced him to fight to the death with the true culprit regardless.

Zo Lorenzo falling so far and so quickly is a topic of debate, as no one has any real clue as to what happened. Many theorize that his dealings with Demon Lord Zeraxos corrupted him and his subsequent clones, morally and psychologically, while others speculate that this Zo Lorenzo is actually an evil clone of Charlie Sheen or the last surviving subject from a batch of flawed Zo Lorenzo clones who have killed or kidnapped the normal Zo Lorenzo clone. Evidence of the "evil Zo Lorenzo is a flawed clone" theory is his very disheveled Julian Casablancas hair, whereas the original clone Zo Lorenzo had none. No matter how many theories are created, however, one thing is most certainly clear - Zo Lorenzo is no longer the same kind and fun-loving person we once knew.

Trivia

 * He probably eats pickles.
 * When approached with the discrepancy of Zo Lorenzo's age (if Zo Lorenzo made his debut in Crim Gang at 14, then he'd be on the Boston Celtics as a negative 4-year-old), Zo Lorenzo implied that the novel written by Stephen King including this story may be non-canon. Another explanation is that Zo Lorenzo simply lied about his age in Crim Gang, in order to make himself appear younger.
 * His workout regimen is going on Reddit, writing ten paragraph arguments with people, aggressively slamming the enter key and swearing, repeating that over seventy times, and then taking a shower.
 * Having the power of 20 bats would have been impressive, had bats not been incredibly weak in the first place.
 * Zo Lorenzo had a dream of him going under his bed to count his stash of $50,000. That morning he woke up wondering where was his $50,000, so he looked under his bed, but it wasn't there.
 * Zo Lorenzo was "allegedly" an employee at ID Software and came up with the concept for the game DOOM.
 * In the past, Zo Lorenzo has stated that he has a burning hatred for the ABBA song "Dancing Queen," citing it as the "worst song of the '90s."
 * Zo Lorenzo really enjoys banana milk and prefers to store it in his expensive Louis Vuitton bag.
 * According to Aaron "CrispyFreedom" DN, Zo Lorenzo is afraid of instruments, especially the acoustic guitar, which he has said that, "those strings were so tight that they might snap and hurt my pee pee."
 * From a sticky note in his closet, Zo Lorenzo is very fond of frogs, toads, and rats, but has a distinct hatred for mice. On the other side of the spectrum, Zo Lorenzo hates tables, Comcast, salt and vinegar chips, ovens, packing tape, and newspapers.
 * Zo Lorenzo stated that he once had a dream where he found Donald Trump resembling that of a fetus on the floor. Zo, being the loving caretaker he is, scooped him off the ground and nestled him into his arms as Trump continued to squeal. He later stated that there is no possible explanation or meaning behind this dream.
 * Zo Lorenzo is scared of blowing balloons until they pop. He is also scared of pulling rubber bands until they snap, opening champagne bottles, and airhorns.
 * For some fucking reason, Zo Lorenzo thinks that 8 is a cool number.
 * Zo Lorenzo is running for Prime Minister of Canada in 2075.
 * Zo Lorenzo's IQ was 126 when he was 13, and upon meeting the members of Crim Gang, he states that he is, "losing brain cells on a rapid level."
 * Zo Lorenzo's social security number is 000-000-0001, as he was the first person to ever get one.
 * According to Trevor "Vakotus" White, Zo Lorenzo has a secret fondness for taking pictures of himself naked in the forest.
 * From various Reddit posts, Zo Lorenzo's Netflix password is "211hamburgerdickdoubledonionring"
 * Zo Lorenzo's inner conscience is a ferocious yeti attempting to escape.
 * Zo Lorenzo loves the soft flesh of Macintosh apples, but in general, hates eating apples.
 * Zo Lorenzo has stated that he is, "not even from this world." The implications of this are unknown.
 * Zo Lorenzo is the first documented Discord user to be physically assaulted by voice chat through Discord servers.
 * Whenever Zo Lorenzo is in a call, there is a 75% chance it is because he is in the middle of defecating.
 * Zo Lorenzo is actually friends with Jigsaw from the SAW movies.

Quotes

 * Damn, my ass looking kinda fat.
 * I'm cooking up a mean batch of deez nutz.
 * My cheeks hurt.
 * Spiders and lobsters are crabs.
 * How about you suck a fart outta my ass?
 * Brush your teeth if you wanna not go to fuckin' jail, kids
 * Go until you lose. Albert Einstein. Nonono, fuck that. I said that.
 * I can feel this piss filling up in my esophagus right now.
 * I'm seriously gonna go sit down on the toilet and piss up into my face.
 * You get that milk taste in your mouth, you get the thick milk taste. Doesn't go away for like four days.
 * I fucked myself from the very beginning.
 * Let's put cigarettes out on my dick!
 * I have a huge ass, it's fucking gigantic and I've come to terms with it.
 * I pogged so hard, I broke my jaw.