OGKhakiSlacks (Adrian)

Adrian "OGKhakiSlacks" Fatass (OGカーキスラックス), nicknamed Bips (チップス) is a secondary protagonist of Crim Gang, and one of the founding members of all-girls school Crim Gang Academy. He has a masochistic love interest for dying to creepers in the video game Minecraft.

Appearance
Adrian is an obese short young man, with black hair and gay skin. He has black hair and brown eyes. Adrian is heavily covered in mounds of fat and also is the fattest out of the boys, proving himself as the strongest of the seven boys during his arm wrestle victory with Kevin "Yeetzus" Black. Adrian has the strangest facial features of any character in the series: his ear lobules reach all the way to the neck below his large head and even though his head is larger than a normal person's head, his face is proportionally smaller than the average young adult's face.

Personality
Adrian has a lot of childish naivety, innocence and is pure of heart. He doesn't know a lot of human customs, does not know basic english or literally anything for that matter. This results in him having a lack of social boundaries, such as when he says the daily gay shit, although he causes laughs every time. He's been demoted and kicked out of the special "SauceAlex Discord Server" numerous of times. Adrian has an addiction to gambling, arcade games, and fart noises.

Trivia

 * Adrian holds the world record for "most deaths by Creepers" in the video game Minecraft.
 * Some design sketches for Adrian indicate that he was originally planned to be of slim body structure, but God refused to give Adrian any good perks in his life.
 * One of Adrian's usable weapons, The Itching Nuts, is a reference to nothing.
 * Francisco "Red" Flips once referred to Adrian as "the gayest man of all time."
 * Popular fan theories state that Adrian is not real, and is in fact a character portrayed by Josh Peck of Drake & Josh.

Quotes

 * I'ma give you my meat!
 * I will, I'mma slap that ass real hard.
 * Tomodachi wa N*gga-san.
 * I'll do my best as your oompa to your loompa.
 * Boy, I got an ass. I got that wagon.
 * Pigus Bitchus.
 * I got two assholes after that.
 * All I'm saying is that a n*gga can get it.
 * And I said that's not a camel! That's my wife!
 * Hold up, my cat's taking a shit.
 * I'mma eat that toe.
 * Blimey mate, your cock's out!
 * How the tables have turned you stupid dumb whore.
 * What if Hitler had two balls?
 * I ain't had no fart juice.
 * Show me your boobs, n*gga.
 * Fuck women.
 * I'm gonna get on his ass when he cums.
 * Sometimes, ya nuts explode.
 * Black people can be slaves by choice.
 * I'm McFuckingAngry, n*gga!
 * We can be the "Boyz 4 Men."
 * Zo, sometimes, yo nose ain't that big after all.
 * I got the biggest nuts here, shut up.
 * I have to expel my juices.
 * I wish we had vending machines that sell food here.
 * I'm black! I'm black! What's up, n*gga?
 * Why these dwarves so thicc?
 * I slapped his ass so hard he shut up.
 * I got meatball hands.