Yeetzus (Kevin)

Kevin "Yeetzus" Black (ケビン) is the main protagonist of the Crim Gang series. Kevin is an extreme narcissist and it is hinted that Kevin may be a serial killer, but this remains ambiguous, as does his sexuality. Throughout most of the series, Kevin is shown to be a psychopath who only cares about himself and has no feelings.

Appearance
Kevin is a tall muscular man in his early forties with a bald head and a short-boxed beard. He carries a pumpkin-shaped basket, which is full of eggs. He probably only eats eggs (raw or cooked) and he's clearly overweight. His feet are small in proportion to his thin legs and he has a large chest with bones clearly showing in his back. His mouth is quite large and his eyes are always crossed.

Personality
Kevin's personality is very similar to that of a very young spoiled, selfish child, in that he retains no form of compassion or remorse for any of his actions. Furthermore, due to his selfish and capricious personality and mind-set, he is incapable of developing empathy and comprehending the nature of his actions. It can also be said that Kevin is very similar to that of a low-functioning sociopath. Kevin is also, like a child, very unpredictable in his behavior and actions, sometimes randomly falling asleep during battle, or trying to marry Zooey Deschanel or Amber Heard.

Kevin's only reason for existence was to cause absolute destruction. He enjoyed the destruction he brought to the universe, reveling in the devastation he wreaks. He appears to enjoy testing the limits of his own power as well, seeking out Adrian "OGKhakiSlacks" Fat and Francisco "Red" Flips just to see how far they could push him. He is also utterly merciless, annihilating entire planets simply because Adrian and Francisco were not there. On the rare occasion he ever showed any restraint of his power, it was either to make his "game" of destruction last longer instead of producing an instant kill or otherwise because he sensed even stronger targets to fight. He is not a sadistic killer seeking to bring pain to his victims, as he seemingly does not care, or even know about pain, nor does he seek to conquer and rule over anything. He merely seeks to have fun the only way he knows how; creating havoc and destruction in the whole universe.

Trivia

 * He is the worst person to ever live.

Quotes

 * Bro this dick spicy af.
 * She's twelve, not ten!
 * David Bowie is British right? He must've had nothing to live for, huh?
 * I gotta go, I read the word "progress" as "poggers."
 * Ruth Harris, I know you was a freak! Show me what that ghost mouth do!
 * Before you start going off, let me link with you.
 * If we kill Adrian and move to England, we'd be rich. Because, in England, the currency is pounds, that fat bastard.
 * They gave Nagisa some hips.
 * I got an innie.
 * Why you playin'? I'm a bad bitch.
 * Them chickens were thicc though...
 * Real n*ggas move in lasagna, or whatever that quote is.
 * She's like 50! He drinking powdered milk!
 * Huh? Me? I'm beating my meat!
 * I'm here to rape people.
 * I used to eat newspapers.
 * I can control what my nut does.
 * Just unplug the mic, blow in it, then plug it back in. N*gga diagnostics.
 * Francisco beat my wife the other day.
 * Who does Batman think he is walking around being black?
 * Here ya go Adrian, a bone club for a bone head.
 * You know what they say Francisco, you're not you when you're snickers.
 * I can't seem to find any sexy Minecraft skins.
 * I'm bout to turn you into the best single mom there could ever be.
 * Thomas Jefferson was a G tho.
 * Oxygen is green now?
 * But if I'm white, how am I black?
 * Think about it. Organic flesh light.
 * If I don't watch Psycho Pass, Lord Trevor will get mad at me.
 * I'd splat on Tina.
 * I ain't pillaging, I'm just nuttin' on people.
 * Man, I wish a n*gga would give me an AK and let me loose in a village.
 * Francisco, you can't tell me you didn't watch Scooby Doo and not think Fred was thicc as fuck.
 * I accidentally fingered him.
 * That's me eating yo ass, Francisco.
 * I don't know why they gave his grandma all that ass.
 * She don't need no teeth, I like it gummy.
 * So Francisco, you gonna bust open or what?
 * What if you wake up one moment and a bee fucking yo shit.
 * I'mma come down there and I'mma help you put it in.
 * Ain't yo prostate in yo nuts?
 * Ooh, that's good. I might have to wet some n*gga.
 * Hold up, hold up. Why is this cow sucking this dog's dick?
 * Boy, I can't wait to bust on Aaron's face tomorrow.
 * So, how old y'all think Smurfette is?
 * Nah n*gga, I don't even got feet.
 * Damn Aaron, you must be thicc.
 * N*gga, my dick hard.
 * Damn, my pussy hurt.